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Blackpool Rocks - Tote Bag

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Vintage Ads- Ballet Russe- Wooden Poster

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Titties Socks - by Eat Mielies-Famous Rebel

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Titties Socks - by Eat Mielies

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Vintage Ads- Behind Bars - Wooden Poster

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Love you / Fuck off - Large Hoops Famous Rebel

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Love you / Fuck off - Large Hoops

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Valentine's Day is coming & store shelves will soon be brimming over with bland, banal, boring representations of Love & Friendship.

Well, we’re here to tell you something. Something important.

Not all Love looks like a creepy chocolate teddy. Not all Friendship hops around dressed as a pink bunny carrying a candy cane.

Some Love looks like a potty-mouthed monster with have-a-go hips & pocketful of porno. And some Friendship looks like a belching contest at a biker bar.

If yours looks like that, then you’ve come to the right place.

Sick of Cupid's cutesy annual charade, our Rude Valentine Gifts range is a retail rebellion against the “go-with-the-crowd” gifts that clutter the shops each V-Day.

From offensive & crude to vulgar & inappropriate, we’ve got Valentine gifts to shock them all.

Make her say “WTF?” with a Peepshow Lightbox. Make him yell, “OMG!” with a “BJ Love Token”. Horrify them with a “Thunderc#!t Wall Art Print”

Tease them. Taunt them.

Secretly impress them.

Whatever you do this Valentine’s Day, give them an eyeful of edgy love & alternative adoration.

It's what you and they deserve.

Shop our Rude Valentine Gifts Collection Today!